There lived a boy named Sean. Sean was 12 at the time, he wasn't as innocent as the other 12 year olds. No, but life was grand. He had a computer, he lived in japan, and he had a newgrounds account.

He'd make posts on the BBS like usual, you know, faggoty things.

Then one day he moved to hawaii. Around this time, the Fulp man introduced paltalk. Oh boy. Camwhores? Chat? OH BOI. Then it was around this time the boy started becoming a hikkikomori. He also became quite deliciously plump. On this paltalks, he met many friends, many enemies. (WILLTHEMAGIC ASIAN WHERE ARE YOU I ONCE LOVED YOU). God knows when, after failing 7th grade, he moved to Texas.

ON TO THE LAND OF STEERS AND QUEERS! For a little while, he had no computer. He was scared. There were so many things around him he had never seen before. He also indulged in the fact that everything was BIGGER and texas, and therefore ate bigger foods and became bigger. Wats.

Things continued like this until Sean was 15. He was all the more becoming involved in real life, his hikkikomori ways being shot down by his grandparents' wrath. Sean met alot of people still on the internet. The two most notable being Shauna, and Kit Kat Alas, there are many more, but they are less important.

To one, he would forever be 12

To the other, he'd be eternally BFF'd, even through religious arguements

Oh, the religious arguements. Sean was quite a believer in the Jehova until he was 15. Even going to Jesus camp. Then he got zealous. ZEALOUS I SAY, HEIL JEHOVA LORD OF ALL. This made Kit Kat very mad. JEHOVA WAS STEALING SEAN AWAY! NO!

Then one day, Sean smoked some weed. Around the age of 15 I'd say. Then he was godless. Fuck that shit man. This also displeased kit kat, but whatever, neither of them really gave a shit.

Shauna remained kind of a mentor to Sean. Lol. All the while, sean was introduced to highschool, and its wonderful things it had for him. Girls. Drugs. Friends. While a negative influence on his life, they were also a bit of a positive influence in some ways. He was getting skinny, classy, and in general, just less of a faggot, though he still remains very faggish.

Now at the age of 16, Sean lives a good life. He learned alot about life in 4 years. And thanks to the internet, he was able to not take any of it seriously. But occasionally, Shauna reminds Sean that life really is SRS FUKKEN BSNS. While Kit Kat remains a reminder that we do grow up eventually, to become cops. Cops. And firefighters. And janitors. Lol.